{"id":131,"date":"2005-02-17T21:22:08","date_gmt":"2005-02-18T01:22:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp\/?p=127"},"modified":"2005-02-17T21:22:08","modified_gmt":"2005-02-18T01:22:08","slug":"no-she-is-insane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/2005\/02\/17\/no-she-is-insane\/","title":{"rendered":"no she is insane&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So after work today i run up four flights of stairs to get to her door and see a note saying that she will be back in an hour.  Dissappointed i sit outside and like any self-respecting philosopher who has just finished the novel he has just read, i begin reading an article on the existence of numbers.  Transaitive and intransitive counting&#8230; enjoyable..<\/p>\n<p>All the same she comes up laughing with a friend and sees me and states, &#8220;Ahhh i didn&#8217;t think you&#8217;d show up&#8230;&#8221; like i going to miss this right?  So she says come in and i sit in her office and we chat for what seems like 5 seconds about how i can still do very well if i memorize the vocabulary neccessary.  I nod and smile.  <\/p>\n<p>She says, &#8220;well i have to go to a meeting so&#8230; &#8221; i get up zip my bag up where i was showing her my test btw, and as i&#8217;m walking down the hall she accuses me of stealing her keys.  I turn around saying i don&#8217;t have them&#8230; and begin turning my pockets inside out and she says, &#8220;I had them when i came in here because i had to lock the door where are my keys?&#8221;  I&#8217;m like shit if i know&#8230;. i point to a set of keys on her desk say politely could those be the keys?  she says no no no&#8230;. those aren&#8217;t them&#8230; (meanwhile i&#8217;m watching her jump up and down searching the room and waving a set of keys around.. i&#8217;m thinking&#8230; this is insane&#8230;) not to mention she keeps demanding i search my bookbag&#8230; so i finally succumb to the idea that maybe i put them in my bag.. however fucking insane that idea is..<\/p>\n<p>After unpacking all my shit she acknowledges that she is holding her keys&#8230; and pushes me outside her office with all my books in my hands&#8230;. then runs off to the elevator&#8230; i&#8217;m thinking as i stand in the hall attempting to put the books in my booksack with one hand how fucking sureal that experience was&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>then i go upstairs and begin a night of debate&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>We debate about the existence of God.  Just in case your curious, his existence is still in doubt&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>all the same.. she is freaking insane&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So after work today i run up four flights of stairs to get to her door and see a note saying that she will be back in an hour. Dissappointed i sit outside and like any self-respecting philosopher who has just finished the novel he has just read, i begin reading an article on the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/2005\/02\/17\/no-she-is-insane\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;no she is insane&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entries"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=131"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/131\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}