{"id":175,"date":"2005-04-11T11:56:11","date_gmt":"2005-04-11T15:56:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp\/?p=171"},"modified":"2005-04-11T11:56:11","modified_gmt":"2005-04-11T15:56:11","slug":"all-i-can-say-is-michael-dont-kill-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/2005\/04\/11\/all-i-can-say-is-michael-dont-kill-me\/","title":{"rendered":"All i can say is&#8230; Michael&#8230; don&#8217;t kill me&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Read the extended version&#8230; i want to show you something that will probably depress the shit out of you&#8230; of course we can stick our fingers in our ears and hum really loudly as though we don&#8217;t read\/hear anything bad&#8230; hear no evil.. see no evil&#8230; etc.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/planetmagrathea.com\/shortreview.html\">A review of the Hitchhiker&#8217;s Guide to the Galaxy.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>right&#8230; so&#8230; Hitchiker&#8217;s guide to the Galaxy review is up there&#8230; it has no spoilers, except for ruining your hope and prayers that the movie would be worth a darn&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>It should be noted that the person who reviewed the movie is MJ Simpson.  Who is the self acclaimed:<\/p>\n<p>Welcome to Planet Magrathea, the only site on the web which provides daily news updates about the world(s) of the late Douglas Adams and his creation The Hitchhiker&#8217;s Guide to the Galaxy. I&#8217;m MJ Simpson: writer, journalist, occasional broadcaster and &#8211; so I&#8217;m told &#8211; the world&#8217;s leading authority on the life and career of Douglas Noel Adams.<\/p>\n<p>Hoping this might be a hoax (which it still might), i searched wikipedia for an entry on MJ Simpson and it confirms the identity of the person. <\/p>\n<p>http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Douglas_Adams<\/p>\n<p>ok&#8230; weep&#8230; weep like the mother of your child as she learns her child is a troll&#8230; or stand back and realize that this person has devoted his\/her life to covering Douglas Adam&#8217;s work and sees this movie as not being able to match up to what the books were.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Read the extended version&#8230; i want to show you something that will probably depress the shit out of you&#8230; of course we can stick our fingers in our ears and hum really loudly as though we don&#8217;t read\/hear anything bad&#8230; hear no evil.. see no evil&#8230; etc.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-175","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entries"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=175"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}