{"id":186,"date":"2005-04-21T00:11:56","date_gmt":"2005-04-21T04:11:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp\/?p=182"},"modified":"2005-04-21T00:11:56","modified_gmt":"2005-04-21T04:11:56","slug":"and-so-it-begins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/2005\/04\/21\/and-so-it-begins\/","title":{"rendered":"And so it begins&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Coordinator: Crucifixion?<br \/>\nPerson 1: Yes.<br \/>\nCoordinator: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.<br \/>\n[Next prisoner]<br \/>\nCoordinator: Crucifixion?<br \/>\nStan: Yes.<br \/>\nCoordinator: Ahhh&#8230; Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.<br \/>\n[Next prisoner]<br \/>\nCoordinator: Crucifixion?<br \/>\nStan: Er, no, freedom actually.<br \/>\nCoordinator: What?<br \/>\nStan: Yeah, they said I hadn&#8217;t done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere.<br \/>\nCoordinator: Oh I say, that&#8217;s very nice. Well, off you go then.<br \/>\nStan: No, I&#8217;m just pulling your leg, it&#8217;s crucifixion really.<br \/>\nCoordinator: [laughing] Oh yes, very good. Well&#8230;<br \/>\nStan: Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left. <\/p>\n<p>strange post eh?<\/p>\n<p>I am begining a cram session.  Tomorrow i have a physics test and a french test.  I want to be dividing verb conjugates, and conjugating gravitational theories.<\/p>\n<p>Thats just fun there see?<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nnecessary ingredients for a late night cram session:<br \/>\nmaterials to study &#8212;&#8211; check<br \/>\n2 galon bottle of water &#8212;&#8211; check<br \/>\nnearby restroom &#8212;&#8211; check<br \/>\nnearby methods to distr- err i mean reward yourself due to the massive effort your putting toward your studies &#8212;&#8211; check<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Coordinator: Crucifixion? Person 1: Yes. Coordinator: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each. [Next prisoner] Coordinator: Crucifixion? Stan: Yes. Coordinator: Ahhh&#8230; Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each. [Next prisoner] Coordinator: Crucifixion? Stan: Er, no, freedom actually. Coordinator: What? Stan: Yeah, they said I hadn&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entries"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=186"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}