{"id":209,"date":"2005-05-15T16:03:08","date_gmt":"2005-05-15T20:03:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp\/?p=205"},"modified":"2005-05-15T16:03:08","modified_gmt":"2005-05-15T20:03:08","slug":"broken-cell-phone-and-the-consequences-thereby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/2005\/05\/15\/broken-cell-phone-and-the-consequences-thereby\/","title":{"rendered":"broken cell phone&#8230;. and the consequences thereby.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes.  I broke my cell phone.  Dropped it in an inch deep pool of water.<\/p>\n<p>it sustained survival far longer then anticipated, but that just bred false hope.  Pretty soon it didn&#8217;t respond to any stimuli.  It was dead.<\/p>\n<p>Funerals will be held in the catholic church in the center of Abbeville, you can all prepare words and condolences.  I will miss the cell phone, and the fifty dollars required for replacement charges.<\/p>\n<p>In another world i would have had to pay 300 dollars.  In yet another world i&#8217;d have been more carefull with my cell phone.  In yet another world I would not exist.<\/p>\n<p>I graduated yesterday.  It was fun, lets do it again some time ;).<\/p>\n<p>I visited with Michael and Michelle&#8217;s family after the graduation.  Tentative plans to watch crash again with him next monday.  I might ask him if we can watch Star Wars III instead.*   <\/p>\n<p>Going to a hotel room with Mary.  It is an expensive hotel room with a jacuzzi (spelling unknown).  Sounds like fun eh?  eat your heart out.<\/p>\n<p>The full consequences to the cell phone death, this means that i will need to p.m. you guys and get information from you again.  Greydon, Michael, and Ronnie specifically.  Lydia if possible, but she never checks this thing.<\/p>\n<p>(watch Crash if you guys can, its a really good movie)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes. I broke my cell phone. Dropped it in an inch deep pool of water. it sustained survival far longer then anticipated, but that just bred false hope. Pretty soon it didn&#8217;t respond to any stimuli. It was dead. Funerals will be held in the catholic church in the center of Abbeville, you can all &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/2005\/05\/15\/broken-cell-phone-and-the-consequences-thereby\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;broken cell phone&#8230;. and the consequences thereby..&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entries"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=209"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}