I’d recommend not reading this. I took the day off work because my hand hurts like hell.<\/p>\n
nuff said… so while bored at home since my mouse\/keyboard are in New jersey and my parent’s computer can’t play any games worthwhile, i spend my time filling this out…
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\nAs stolen from Mary’s blog.<\/p>\n
1. First grade teacher’s name: Ellis.<\/p>\n
2. Last person you kissed: Mary. Airport beigniet shop. Ok not exactly accurate, the kiss lasted down the hall of the airport straight to the security terminal. Stumbling occured. <\/p>\n
3. Last word you said: “off” This could best be described as the word people often use to express the negation of On. It could also be understood to express what one will do to you if you make him angry, but this is only the case if the person speaking is a gangster. <\/p>\n
4. Last song you sang: In a horribly embarrassing manner, i could say that mary and i crafted a nonsense version of “All I Wanna Do Is Have Some Fun” by Sheryl Crow, but i’m cooler then that. Damn she is sexy. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n
5. Last person you hugged: Mary….. no jenny.<\/p>\n
6. Last thing you laughed at: A gynecologist admitting his lack of knowledge in the field of gynecology. I also shuddered at this btw.<\/p>\n
8. What’s in your CD player: house: n\/a ; MP3 player: n\/a car: Mingus.<\/p>\n
9. What socks are you wearing: socks number 3295. You too? what a small world.<\/p>\n
10. What’s under your bed: honestly? barren.. dishonestly? a jungle filled with large furry beasts that dance with me in congo line formation as i don the crown of kings amongst them and they worship me as leader of their ragtag group….. ok..<\/p>\n
12. Current desired taste: crack…………. where are my keys…… <\/p>\n
ahhh better.<\/p>\n
13. Current desired hair style: Johnny depp’s hair in Once upon a time in Mexico.. dirty long and oily and f-ing sexy…<\/p>\n
14. Current clothes: Black 3\/4-length silver zip-up interview suit jacket; black slacks; new black witchy buckle curvy-heeled shoes. (DOh forgot to change mary’s response)<\/p>\n
15. Current Job: I am currently employed by the Unemployment Agency. We are currently specialized in purchasing newspapers, scouring employment websites and mass emailing resume’s to people who could give a fuck about what it is that i can do. <\/p>\n
16. Current longing: Mary. I know. A week.. Give me a break damnit.<\/p>\n
17. Current desktop picture: Computer: Black screen, nothing behind it. I have arranged the icons into a design of course. Laptop: Wolverine as done by Penny Arcade.<\/p>\n
18. Current worry: Money. Want A job.<\/p>\n
19. Current hate: blisters. hate… seeeething hate.<\/p>\n
20. Story behind your username: Arglor is the name of a bird in a little known children’s story called martin the warrior. It was written by Brian Jacques. I took it because i’m a fan of birds and also it sounds german. I’m a fan of my german heritage.<\/p>\n
21. Current favorite article of clothing: black silk skirt…………..<\/p>\n
22. Favorite physical feature(s) of the opposite sex: *silence*….. what i’m a man… wtf do you think it is…. should i be more creative? Ok how is this for you. The spot located on the female just below the voice box and above the center of her chest. Oh damn ripped that off of a movie. How about the shoulders… I’m a lover of soft shoulders………………<\/p>\n
no…. when it comes down to it… it has to be the breasts.. slave to male mentality i assume.<\/p>\n
23. A) Last CD that you bought: NEXT QUESTION<\/p>\n
23. B) Last CD that you did not buy because of personal feelings: NIN’s With Teeth. haha<\/p>\n
24. Favorite place to be: baton rouge… no… henry… no… lafayette.. no… Port St. Mary…. yes.. (Dude this isn’t what you are thinking. There is an actual place Mary and I went to watch the sunset over some train tracks. The spot is gorgeous. Sick minded individuals)<\/p>\n
25. Least favorite place: Louisiana all around… it is like the ninth circle of Hell.<\/p>\n
26. Time you wake up in the morning: varied.. open to suggestion..<\/p>\n
27. If you could play a new instrument, what would it be?: stand up base.<\/p>\n
29. Current favorite word\/saying: “A lot.”<\/p>\n
30. Favorite book: for what? philosophical work? fiction? nevermind. lets go with the plague by camus<\/p>\n
31. Favorite Movies: Oh you sick and twisted bastard. I have so many…. a future post will be a compilation of all my favorite movies.<\/p>\n
32. Favorite Songs: Willy Wonka song for the new movie. its catchy.<\/p>\n
34. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to: Lucas<\/p>\n
35. A) Favorite day: Christmas. Family and all… not to mention a magic in the air.<\/p>\n
35. B) Least favority day: day after Christmas. Like a drug addict the crash hurts.<\/p>\n
36. Where do you want to go: Greece, France, Germany, Rome, England, Austrailia, Portland, New Jersey, etc.<\/p>\n
37. What is your career going to be: Oh my god. What do i want to be when i grow up. employed? <\/p>\n
38. Enough to support a family someday? heh.. hehehe… sure why not. lets be gainfully employed.<\/p>\n
39. What kind of car will you have: whoa i don’t even have a job yet.<\/p>\n
41. A random lyric: “Chewing gum is really gross. Chewing gum I hate the most. ”<\/p>\n
DESCRIBE…<\/p>\n
47. Your heritage: German\/Amerind\/English …hmm<\/p>\n
48. The shoes you wore today: Black boots.<\/p>\n
49. Your most desired hair in a fantasy setting: mohawk.<\/p>\n
50. Your weakness: Love. I spend way to much money satisfing romantic desires.<\/p>\n
51. Your fears: sucess…. and failure…. kind of a two pronged assault my fears are.<\/p>\n
53. Your most recent secret: I’m pregnant. <\/p>\n
54. Your thoughts first waking up: tee hee.<\/p>\n
55. The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: their introductory statement. It tells a lot about someone. “Hi i’m jenny” says boring. “hello sexy” says sleazy. and the variations can go on ad nauseum. Of course this is all after i notice their breasts… but don’t stare.. can’t stare… musn’t stare… fucking male instinct.<\/p>\n
56. Your bedtime: Haha. no.. honestly HA HA!. oh well<\/p>\n
57. Your most missed companion: erm.. Mary? I think she is my only companion..<\/p>\n
58. Your perfect pizza: *cough*meatlovers*cough*……. but i’m going vegetarian in a week…………….. should be fun….<\/p>\n
59. Sweet and Chewy or Salty and Crunchy: false dichotomy? what about sweet and crunchy. or salty and chewy. or none of the above.<\/p>\n
60. Single or group dates: Neither, not a fan of ‘dates’. I enjoy spending time with Mary in casual settings. Never was a fan of ‘dates’ In fact my whole relationship with Mary has been breaking the mold of the ‘date’.<\/p>\n
61. Dogs or Cats: Dogs<\/p>\n
62. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Dr. Pepper.<\/p>\n
63. Chocolate or vanilla: none of the above.<\/p>\n
64. Cappuccino or Drip: fwhat?<\/p>\n
65. Smoke: uhmm no… <\/p>\n
66. Curse: uhmm fuck no<\/p>\n
67. Sing: to the voices in my head, yes.<\/p>\n
68. Take a shower everyday: Well of course i’ll say yes on here. I always shower… very hygenic…. always……<\/p>\n
69. Have a crush: thanks *opens a bottle of Crush* http:\/\/www.hometownfavorites.com\/orange-crush-soda.htm<\/p>\n
71. Think you’ve been in love: THINK!? Hell no. I KNOW i’ve been in love.<\/p>\n
72. Want to go to college: Nope. Not interested.<\/p>\n
73. Want more than what you’ve got: Nope not really.<\/p>\n
74. Want to get married: No thanks i’m seeing someone. Kind of presumptuous for you to say that quiz.<\/p>\n
75. Type w\/ your fingers on the right keys: there are right keys? What about wrong keys?<\/p>\n
76. Think you’re attractive: not at all. <\/p>\n
77. Think you’re a health freak: not at all<\/p>\n
78. Get along with your parents: Sure.<\/p>\n
79. Play an instrument: nope<\/p>\n
IN THE PAST 3 months:<\/p>\n
80. drink: yep<\/p>\n
81. Smoke: nope<\/p>\n
82. Done a drug: nope<\/p>\n
83. Made Out: I’m an addict.<\/p>\n
84. Go on a date: well the world would say yes, i’d say no.<\/p>\n
85. Eaten an entire box of Oreos: nope<\/p>\n
86. Eaten sushi: nope<\/p>\n
87. Been dumped: nope… well there was that weekend… in which Mary didn’t want to talk to me all weekend… i suppose that could be considered being dumped for a weekend, but nothing was certain.<\/p>\n
88. Made homemade cookies: nope<\/p>\n
89. Been in love: sure<\/p>\n
90. Gone skinny dipping: This might be too much information, but i haven’t done this. This of course is not from lack of want. I’ve wanted several times to free myself of my material barriers and frolock in the seas of various establisments. Mary always holds me back. Mary doesn’t want to do it. I guess it is different for a man.<\/p>\n
91. Dyed your hair: yes. my hair is now pink.<\/p>\n
92. Stolen anything: not me.. i don’t steal… never…….<\/p>\n
HAVE YOU EVER..<\/p>\n
93. Had too much to drink: nope i could always drink more… never have enough… mainly because i don’t drink.<\/p>\n
94. Been caught cheating: on a test? no… in a relationship? no… this quiz sucks.. according to it i’m boring.<\/p>\n
95. Been called a tease: yes.<\/p>\n
96. Gotten beaten up: no<\/p>\n
97. Changed who you were to fit in: no… changing who you are isn’t like flipping on a light switch.. i’ve hidden certain traits for the sanity of my lifestyle… like aetheist\/liberal from people i work with.<\/p>\n
98. Cried at something beautiful: yes.<\/p>\n
99. Spent too much money on something you didnt need: necessity. according to Ronnie, necessity it defined very narrow. I don’t ‘need’ a car. I don’t ‘need’ a girlfriend. On this account, i have spent a lot of money on things i need. But my definition of necessity is “you need something, if it will substantially increase the enjoyment\/survivability\/overall perception of you lifestyle without negating another’s lifestyle.” That was off the cuff btw. In the aspect i only spend money on things i need. I need entertainment because my life is fairly boring at some point, so we go out to eat\/movie\/ etc.<\/p>\n
100. Cried when someone died: Funny i can get emotional at movies, but not at the death of anyone in the family or even friends. I am detatched to reality some would say… <\/p>\n
god i’m wiped out.. that survey was insane.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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