{"id":70,"date":"2004-12-05T22:22:41","date_gmt":"2004-12-06T02:22:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp\/?p=66"},"modified":"2004-12-05T22:22:41","modified_gmt":"2004-12-06T02:22:41","slug":"seriously-bored","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/2004\/12\/05\/seriously-bored\/","title":{"rendered":"seriously bored&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet + Street you live on) Fred Wilkie<br \/>\nYOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Favorite snack food + Grandfather&#8217;s first name) Powdered Herman?<br \/>\nYOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left + favorite restaurant) Free Melting Pot<br \/>\nSOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied) little shit lafayette<br \/>\n&#8220;FLY GIRL&#8221; [perhaps fly-guy also?]ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name)  D. Ben<br \/>\nICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen) Pepper Orange juice<br \/>\nDETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Went to High School) puppy EHS ??? WTF ???<br \/>\nBARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink) cookie screw driver<br \/>\nSOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived) Stephen (can&#8217;t remember)<br \/>\nROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy + Last Name Of Favorite Musician) Crack (Sweet Tarts) Adamson (was going to use reznor but mel took it first&#8230; no copy catting..)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet + Street you live on) Fred Wilkie YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Favorite snack food + Grandfather&#8217;s first name) Powdered Herman? YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left + favorite restaurant) Free Melting Pot SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entries"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}