{"id":81,"date":"2004-12-09T17:49:41","date_gmt":"2004-12-09T21:49:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp\/?p=77"},"modified":"2004-12-09T17:49:41","modified_gmt":"2004-12-09T21:49:41","slug":"oh-yeah-one-more-fact","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/2004\/12\/09\/oh-yeah-one-more-fact\/","title":{"rendered":"oh yeah one more fact&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I miss Mary&#8230; i know i know&#8230; i shouldn&#8217;t write this but it is the truth&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>She is playing DnD tonight with a whole bunch of women-less lonely geeks&#8230;  it is rough to be here and think about her being surrounded by them&#8230;  <\/p>\n<p>she swares one of them is married and the other has a girlfriend&#8230; but what does that really mean?  men are pigs.. they cheat all the time&#8230; bastards&#8230; let me get my hands on them i&#8217;ll kick their ass&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>heh i haven&#8217;t even met these gentlemen and i&#8217;ve already planned their deaths&#8230; not good..<\/p>\n<p>I SWEAR I AM A NICE PERSON REALLY!<\/p>\n<p>mom says my blog demonstrates that i have a god complex&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>well you do know God is dead&#8230; the position needs filling&#8230; i have the right qualifications&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I miss Mary&#8230; i know i know&#8230; i shouldn&#8217;t write this but it is the truth&#8230; She is playing DnD tonight with a whole bunch of women-less lonely geeks&#8230; it is rough to be here and think about her being surrounded by them&#8230; she swares one of them is married and the other has a &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/2004\/12\/09\/oh-yeah-one-more-fact\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;oh yeah one more fact&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-81","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entries"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=81"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=81"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=81"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=81"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}