{"id":9,"date":"2004-10-13T11:00:26","date_gmt":"2004-10-13T15:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp\/?p=5"},"modified":"2004-10-13T11:00:26","modified_gmt":"2004-10-13T15:00:26","slug":"welcome-to-the-review-factory-please-have-a-seat-someone-will-be-with-you-shortly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/2004\/10\/13\/welcome-to-the-review-factory-please-have-a-seat-someone-will-be-with-you-shortly\/","title":{"rendered":"Welcome to the review factory&#8230; please have a seat someone will be with you shortly."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So i went to New York the other day&#8230; yes i&#8217;m starting off a post by refering to my extensive travels&#8230; in the last few months i&#8217;ve grown into a person i never thought i&#8217;d be.  <\/p>\n<p>Items of interest i never thought would happen to me in my life:<br \/>\n&#8211; meeting a woman who was married and falling in love&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; falling in love with a woman who applied for and recieved a divorce, but then moved to New York.<br \/>\n&#8211; discovered that the woman i love is insane&#8230; literally&#8230; coooo koooo&#8230;. but i still love her&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; become a frequent flying member of a specific airline<br \/>\n&#8211; make plans for my life that don&#8217;t begin with the phrase, &#8220;i&#8217;d like to&#8221; instead begin with, &#8220;I will&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211; pay rent&#8230; man that sucks..<br \/>\n&#8211; pay electricity wow.. big one there&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; OWN A CELL PHONE&#8230; hate&#8230; pure hatred..<br \/>\n&#8211; document clever little details about my life on the interenet&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>anyways i&#8217;m digressing.  I&#8217;m changing also, of course in a more literal sense.  My life is not what i thought it would be.  This is not bad.  Change is not always good and it is not always bad.  In my case it was neccessary.  I was going to change because my previous existence was one of a passive nature.  Now i&#8217;m actively seeking things out to complete.  Life.  Series of events needed to be completed.  progression to death&#8230;. <\/p>\n<p>You Wasted Life, Why Wouldnt You Waste Death?<\/p>\n<p>I saw the house of flying daggers and there will be more on this later&#8230;  I&#8217;ve been meaning to pop a review of Garden State up here because i think it might please those reading this&#8230; is anyone reading this?<\/p>\n<p>I also saw I Heart Huckabees.  A review will be up for it also&#8230; i&#8217;m going to probably just write synopsis&#8217; of movies i enjoy or hate since i watch so many of them.  I also saw The Crying Game&#8230; Last Tango in Paris&#8230; and more i can&#8217;t think of at this second&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>oh well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So i went to New York the other day&#8230; yes i&#8217;m starting off a post by refering to my extensive travels&#8230; in the last few months i&#8217;ve grown into a person i never thought i&#8217;d be. Items of interest i never thought would happen to me in my life: &#8211; meeting a woman who was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entries"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/arglor\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}