Picture this…1:30 in the morning, SOUND ASLEEP. Phone rings ….hmmm who could that be. Sleepily you answer the phone…..there is a woman on the other end…
“Why are you calling my boyfriend, Brent’ (words something like that…remember we were sound asleep)
“I don’t know a Brent….I did not call you….” I reply
Woman: “Yes you did. You calll and told Larry that you wanted to talk to Brent the other day.”
“I don’t know Larry..” Steve from the other side of the bed says hang up.
As I am hanging up…
Woman: “I want to know what you are up to with my boyfriend.”
I dutifully hang up.
Thirty minutes later….phone rings. Steve says “Hand the phone to me!”
He proceeds to tell the woman she has the wrong number and she better stop calling. She must say something back…Steve says” No, you don’t understand….it is two o’clock in the morning. DON’T call back.”
The story is told to eldest son…he says.” You should have told the woman…Hey I am 59 years old…I do not want or need a boyfriend.”
Why didn’t I think of that…..well, did I mention I was SOUND asleep.
I think she tried calling me today while I was at work….but she has a private number.
You know, it is hard enough to wake up when you are sleeping and be coherent. But to have an argument with a lunatic is even worse. As if I had time for a boyfriend. Much less the energy.
This woman has serious problems. I hope she leaves me alone. I just will not answer if I get a call from a (no number).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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