{"id":13,"date":"2005-05-19T05:46:59","date_gmt":"2005-05-19T09:46:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/hlf\/wp\/?p=9"},"modified":"2005-05-19T05:46:59","modified_gmt":"2005-05-19T09:46:59","slug":"that-survey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/happypoet.com\/hlf\/2005\/05\/19\/that-survey\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;That Survey&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. First grade teacher&#8217;s name: Don&#8217;t remember.  Second grade teacher&#8217;s name was Kay Holloway, but can&#8217;t remember first grade teacher&#8217;s name.<\/p>\n<p>2. Last person you kissed: I kissed my children good night when they came to visit.  Does that count?<\/p>\n<p>3. Last word you said: &#8220;&#8211;you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>4. Last song you sang: A few lines of &#8220;The Great Below&#8221;, if you count what I do as &#8220;singing&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>5. Last person you hugged: A co-worker.  She just graduated and is moving\/has moved to another state. <\/p>\n<p>6. Last thing you laughed at: Can&#8217;t remember at the moment.<\/p>\n<p>8. What&#8217;s in your CD player: Classic Queen.  You get me the one time I don&#8217;t have NIN playing.<\/p>\n<p>9. What socks are you wearing: My own.<\/p>\n<p>10. What&#8217;s under your bed: Not really sure, don&#8217;t want to find out anytime soon.<\/p>\n<p>12. Current taste: Chicken nuggets.<\/p>\n<p>13. Current hair style: Very short (got haircut yesterday).  Although to refer to it as a &#8220;style&#8221; is really being quite generous.<\/p>\n<p>14. Current clothes: Jeans, shoes, no shirt (Hey, I just got off work, I&#8217;m trying to relax.  Usually I&#8217;d be pants-less).<\/p>\n<p>15. Current Job: I count money for the largest company in the known universe.<\/p>\n<p>16. Current longing: Rest for my weary soul. And peace of mind. And love.  But I&#8217;d settle for a new playstation.<\/p>\n<p>17. Current desktop picture: That ugly light blue that windows starts you off with&#8211;being that I just formatted my computer.<\/p>\n<p>18. Current worry: That I will not get financial aid for school.<\/p>\n<p>19. Current hate: My job is the first thing that comes to mind.  But it wouldn&#8217;t be too hard to come up with others.<\/p>\n<p>20. Story behind your username: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.philipkdick.com\/works_novels_valis.html\">A coterie of religious seekers forms to explore the revelatory visions of one Horselover Fat; a semi-autobiographical dialogue of PKD. The groups hermeneutical research leads to a rock musician&#8217;s estate where they confront the Messiah: a two-year old named Sophia. She confirms their suspicions that an ancient, mechanical intelligence orbiting the earth has been guiding their discoveries. <\/a><br \/>\n.<\/p>\n<p>21. Current favorite article of clothing: My &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.thejadedgamer.net\/tshirts.shtml\">pwned<\/a>&#8221; t-shirt<\/p>\n<p>22. Favorite physical feature(s) of the opposite sex: The part of the neck that meets up with the shoulders and collarbone.  And others&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>23. Last CD that you bought: Why that would be NIN&#8217;s &#8220;With Teeth&#8221;.  What a dumb question.<\/p>\n<p>24. Favorite place to be: 1)Asleep or (a close second) 2)the Park<\/p>\n<p>25. Least favorite place: Work.<\/p>\n<p>26. Time you wake up in the morning: Morning? Ha! Try 2 or 3 p.m. buddy.<\/p>\n<p>27. If you could play a new instrument, what would it be?: Guitar, electric or acoustic, doesn&#8217;t matter.<\/p>\n<p>29. Current favorite word\/saying: &#8220;Actually&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>30. Favorite books: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.philipkdick.com\/works_novels_valis.html\">A coterie of religious seekers forms to explore the revelatory visions of one Horselover Fat; a semi-autobiographical dialogue of PKD. The groups hermeneutical research leads to a rock musician&#8217;s estate where they confront the Messiah: a two-year old named Sophia. She confirms their suspicions that an ancient, mechanical intelligence orbiting the earth has been guiding their discoveries. <\/a><\/p>\n<p>31. Favorite Movies: &#8220;Sex, Lies, and Videotape&#8221; always tops my list. I would add to that: Seven, Requiem for a Dream, 2001.  There are others of course.<\/p>\n<p>32. Favorite Songs: Do we really have time for this right now? A lot of songs by Nine Inch Nails, a lot of songs by Tool, a lot of songs by Pearl Jam, a lot of songs by a whole lot of other people&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>34. One person from your past you wish you could go back and talk to: Kim&#8230;no Clark&#8230;no Tan&#8230;no&#8211;Me!  I&#8217;d kick his\/my ass.<\/p>\n<p>35. Favorite day: I&#8217;d have to go with my day(s) off from work for now, but during football season, it&#8217;s definitely Sunday.<\/p>\n<p>36. Where do you want to go: Rome and Greece. Then Japan.<\/p>\n<p>37. What is your career going to be: I was hoping you could tell me.   <\/p>\n<p>38. Enough to support a family someday? These questions are depressing.<\/p>\n<p>39. What kind of car will you have: A solar powered hovercraft.  Waitaminute, how far in the future are we talking about?<\/p>\n<p>41. A random lyric: &#8220;All the spoils of a wasted life, all of this for you&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>DESCRIBE&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>47. Your heritage: Well, my name is Irish.  And I have some Native American ancestors.  And some other stuff&#8230;hell if I know, I&#8217;m just another white guy.<\/p>\n<p>48. The shoes you wore today: Some worn out New Balance jogging shoes.  Cause they&#8217;re so comfortable.<\/p>\n<p>49. Your hair: It&#8217;s short and brown with a gray(? I think) spot in the back and the occasional strand of reddish hair (on account of my Irish-ness).<\/p>\n<p>50. Your weakness: I have often had trouble delaying gratification (That&#8217;s not what I mean, get your head out of the gutters). <\/p>\n<p>51. Your fears: Well, most of them have come to pass, so I don&#8217;t know what else is left.<\/p>\n<p>53. Your most recent secret: I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve had any recent secrets.  Well, wait, there was that one time&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>54. Your thoughts first waking up: 1) I can hit snooze for the next two hours (sadly, I&#8217;m not kidding) followed by 2)must&#8230;have&#8230;nicotine.<\/p>\n<p>55. The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: That they almost all share a common disinterest in me.<\/p>\n<p>56. Your bedtime: somewhere in the neighborhood of 6 a.m.<\/p>\n<p>57. Your most missed companion: Clark.<\/p>\n<p>58. Your perfect pizza: It&#8217;s all good. But pizza doesn&#8217;t agree with me much anymore.<\/p>\n<p>59. Sweet and Chewy or Salty and Crunchy: Sweet and chewy.<\/p>\n<p>60. Single or group dates: single, I guess.  What&#8217;s a date?<\/p>\n<p>61. Dogs or Cats: Neither at the moment nor in the forseeable future.  But I&#8217;d have to say cats are easier to maintain and dogs are more fun to play with, so it&#8217;s a toss-up.<\/p>\n<p>62. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea, only cause it&#8217;s convenient.<\/p>\n<p>63. Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate.<\/p>\n<p>64. Cappuccino or Drip: I have no idea what you are talking about.<\/p>\n<p>65. Smoke: Is that an imperative statement? Because I don&#8217;t see a question mark.  Are you telling me to go smoke.  Okay, I will just to take a break from this long-ass survey<\/p>\n<p>66. Curse: Is that another imperative? Okay: &#8220;Goddamn motherfucking sonofabitch&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>67. Sing: Now you want me to sing?  No, I won&#8217;t do it.  I&#8217;m not your monkey.<\/p>\n<p>68. Take a shower everyday: I actually do, usually.<\/p>\n<p>69. Have a crush: No.  Yes.  No.  Well, maybe.  But I&#8217;ve gotten over it.  Or at least I&#8217;m working on it. <\/p>\n<p>71. Think you&#8217;ve been in love: Yes.<\/p>\n<p>72. Want to go to college: That&#8217;s the plan.<\/p>\n<p>73. Want more than what you&#8217;ve got: Not really. <\/p>\n<p>74. Want to get married: Been there, done that.  Next question.<\/p>\n<p>75. Type w\/ your fingers on the right keys: Mostly it&#8217;s a hybrid of home keys and hunt and peck.<\/p>\n<p>76. Think you&#8217;re attractive: Sometimes a little, and often not too much.<\/p>\n<p>77. Think you&#8217;re a health freak: Although I try to live a somewhat healthy lifestyle, I am way to lax in my execution to be labeled a &#8220;freak&#8221;, I mean I smoke for crying out loud.<\/p>\n<p>78. Get along with your parents: Well enough.<\/p>\n<p>79. Play an instrument: Can&#8217;t.  Wish I could.  But can&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>So there you go.  The survey on Mary&#8217;s blog only had 79 questions, and David&#8217;s had 100.  I, of course, went with the shorter one.  I may do the last 21 questions later on, but they seem kinda redundant\/pointless.<\/p>\n<p>Ron.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. First grade teacher&#8217;s name: Don&#8217;t remember. Second grade teacher&#8217;s name was Kay Holloway, but can&#8217;t remember first grade teacher&#8217;s name. 2. Last person you kissed: I kissed my children good night when they came to visit. Does that count? 3. Last word you said: &#8220;&#8211;you.&#8221; 4. 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