Lucas Arrested for Molestation

In an interview with Good Morning America, George Lucas announced a new movie, a prequel to SW ep1. Though restraining orders had been issued to force Lucas to avoid contact with my memories of my youth, he has repeatedly forced himself upon them to fatten his wallet. Now he has threatened to rape my memories head on with a new movie based 100 years before SW Ep 1 with Yoda as lead.
Does he not have enough money? Could I just start sending it to him? $50 a month? Why is he going after Yoda? When will he stop?


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