Picture this…1:30 in the morning, SOUND ASLEEP. Phone rings ….hmmm who could that be. Sleepily you answer the phone…..there is a woman on the other end…
“Why are you calling my boyfriend, Brent’ (words something like that…remember we were sound asleep)
“I don’t know a Brent….I did not call you….” I reply
Woman: “Yes you did. You calll and told Larry that you wanted to talk to Brent the other day.”
“I don’t know Larry..” Steve from the other side of the bed says hang up.
As I am hanging up…
Woman: “I want to know what you are up to with my boyfriend.”
I dutifully hang up.
Thirty minutes later….phone rings. Steve says “Hand the phone to me!”
He proceeds to tell the woman she has the wrong number and she better stop calling. She must say something back…Steve says” No, you don’t understand….it is two o’clock in the morning. DON’T call back.”
The story is told to eldest son…he says.” You should have told the woman…Hey I am 59 years old…I do not want or need a boyfriend.”
Why didn’t I think of that…..well, did I mention I was SOUND asleep.
I think she tried calling me today while I was at work….but she has a private number.
You know, it is hard enough to wake up when you are sleeping and be coherent. But to have an argument with a lunatic is even worse. As if I had time for a boyfriend. Much less the energy.
This woman has serious problems. I hope she leaves me alone. I just will not answer if I get a call from a (no number).
if she calls back, you should tell the woman you’ve never seen this boyfriend of hers, but if she doesn’t quit calling, you will! because if she’s this concerned about him, maybe you should check him out!
so, i read your entry, right? and at the bottom, your signature? i couldn’t help but think… “i touch your boyfriend…”
ha ha ha ha…
does, uh, steve read this blog?
hi, steve!!!!
i’m only kidding!!!! :-//
March 9, 2006 @ 8:00 pmthat was strange. I had a similar thing happen to me when I was a kid. I was home sick from school, and a woman called the house and started accusing me of seeing her husband and demanding to speak to him because she “knew he was there” I was both sick and young and had no clue how to handle this. I actually got a little scared. Remember, I had a deep voice for a child and probably a deeper voice when I was sick, so it’s possible that the woman thought that I was a woman. But she must’ve been crazy or thought I was.
March 11, 2006 @ 10:45 pmYes, it does go on…she called again Saturday early. I looked and saw that it was a no number again. This time she left a message…”You had better stop calling my boyfriend!” Well, needless to say, I am getting very angry! Two hours later, I receive another phone call. This time, she is calling from a number. I answer…first out of her mouth is…Well, you finally decided to answer. I let into her. I have never been so angry. I promptly told her of course I answered. Cause now I have a phone number and I can give it to the police if she ever calls again. She told me this was her boy friends phone number. I told I did not give a damn whose phone number it was, I would call the police if she continued to call and give them this number. She said, my boyfriend is a policeman…I replied quickly that that did not bother me since she was the one harrassing me. I then preceded to tell her I was a 60 year old school teacher and did not have time to go looking for other people’s boyfriends…besides “how old are you anyway”. She then preceded to tell me she was 30, you could tell she was beginning to realize she had made a mistake. I then told her how ridiculous it was for her to think that I would be interested in a 30 year old. (I wish I would have thought to say ” It would be like dating my son’s friend”) Well, she said a woman called her the other day from my number…I then said well, good then you can tell that I am not that woman then. She then realized that I wasn’t and said that she could tell it now. (There were numerous statements I made in between all this, because I was furious and I would hardly let her talk…I stressed again at the end of the conversation…NOT TO CALL AGAIN..and that I would turn the number over to the police. She said she would not call me again. I wished I would have said that her boyfriend should have called me instead of her if he was having a problem with a girl. The woman seriously had a problem…does not sound like she is confident in her relationship.
“i read your entry, right’ and at the bottom, your signature’ i couldn’t help but think… “i touch your boyfriend…”
That was a good one Mayfly!
February 26, 2007 @ 1:59 am