December 13, 2005
robbed from Mealymel’s late night delirium
“…”
You are THE LONE WOLF.
Armageddon hasn’t affected you as much as it has
other people. In fact you quite enjoy this dead
new world as there are less people around to
bother you or tell you what to do. Although you
might join a group for a while, your loyalty is
only to yourself and at a whim you’re likely to
take off again. It’s a lonely life but it’s one
that you’re happy with.
Typical skills: Bushcraft, ability to consume
massive amounts of alcohol.
In your free time you: Hone your paranoia.
Chances of survival: Low (you have to sleep
sometime)
Secondary class: THE SCOUT
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December 13th, 2005 at 11:01 pm
“Urrrhhhrr?” You are A ZOMBIE. You didn’t survive the initial wave of infection
and so you’re doomed to walk the Earth as one
of the living dead. Practically mindless,
prepare to spend the rest of eternity looking
for humans to chew on. Grim. Typical skills: None. In your free time you: Wander about groaning. Chances of survival: High (all the best zombie
movies have horrible endings) Secondary class: None
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December 14th, 2005 at 1:27 am
“Looks like God left the phone off the
hook.” You are THE SCOUT. You work on your own most of the time and only THE
ZOMBIE-KILLER has a more dangerous job. Whether
you’re foraging for food, useful items or just
investigating new environments, others rely on
you to put yourself in danger and get what they
need. Having a death-wish might not be a useful skill,
but in the undead world bravery is invaluable. Typical skills: Quick reactions, bushcraft, a
magpie-like sense of finding what is valuable. In your free time you: Steal. Chances of survival: Medium (your survival skills
are good but sooner or later you’re going to
take one too many chances). Secondary class: THE ZOMBIE-KILLER
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December 14th, 2005 at 1:56 am
“Can we talk about your mother?” You are THE COUNSELLOR. Although some might consider you useless and will
be dismissive of your “mumbo-jumbo”,
they’ll soon come running to you when they’re
crippled with combat stress. Long-term your
advice and level head will be invaluable and
only THE LEADER is a more logical thinker than
you. Typical skills: Psychology, hypnosis. In your free time you: Watch everyone else. Chances of survival: Low (negligible combat skills
and limited practical usefulness to other
humans). Secondary class: THE ENTERTAINER
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December 14th, 2005 at 2:24 pm
I never come out with a flattering result.
“Dave’s not here man.” You are UNSKILLED. In a former life you may have been an insurance
salesman, a beach-bum or an accountant.
Whatever the case, your former skills are
non-transferable to the Zombie Apocalypse and
you find yourself way out of your depth. You’d
better look busy or someone’s going to use you
as manual labour or zombie-bait. Typical skills: Scratching own private parts,
looking busy. In your free time you: Hide. Chances of survival: Very Low (If the zombies don’t
kill you, someone else will, you feckless sack
of shit). Secondary class: A ZOMBIE
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December 15th, 2005 at 4:13 pm
yeah, well. I’m the pyschopath. I’m really not sure how that happened. Questionable behavior at times? yes. Psychotic? No