Coordinator: Crucifixion?
Person 1: Yes.
Coordinator: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.
[Next prisoner]
Coordinator: Crucifixion?
Stan: Yes.
Coordinator: Ahhh… Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.
[Next prisoner]
Coordinator: Crucifixion?
Stan: Er, no, freedom actually.
Coordinator: What?
Stan: Yeah, they said I hadn’t done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere.
Coordinator: Oh I say, that’s very nice. Well, off you go then.
Stan: No, I’m just pulling your leg, it’s crucifixion really.
Coordinator: [laughing] Oh yes, very good. Well…
Stan: Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left.
strange post eh?
I am begining a cram session. Tomorrow i have a physics test and a french test. I want to be dividing verb conjugates, and conjugating gravitational theories.
Thats just fun there see?
necessary ingredients for a late night cram session:
materials to study —– check
2 galon bottle of water —– check
nearby restroom —– check
nearby methods to distr- err i mean reward yourself due to the massive effort your putting toward your studies —– check
distractions (teehee). i always have those handy. i think that’s why i started blogging.
rewards are necessary for the diligent mind… if you don’t feed it a little candy during the process, it rebels against the process..
i’d like to be the first to congratulate monsieur david in writing on his physics test performance.
There was a performance? Any chance we could see it reenacted? Hehe. Down with Doppler, certainly … If we ganged up against Doppler would we be Doppler-gangers? *Ba-*dum-*bump. I’m ‘doubled over’ with ‘waves’ of laughter at the idea. As I ride this accelerating train of thought, now compared with the stationary observer the jokes are coming with greater and greater frequency. All right I’ll stop now. I know this is way late but congratulations. Good work.