January 24, 2006
well…. there went that idea….
canada elected a conservative………….. wtf?!?! WHAAAHHH!?
must be something in the air or the voting systems… maybe they have electronic voting…
or maybe it is the pollution… it makes your brain tick funny…
i don’t know.. the easiest answer is probably the clearest. Maybe canada was too liberal for their people?
SO who said we could go to guam?
January 25th, 2006 at 4:04 am
I vote for Holland. It’s The One Bastion of Super-Extreme-Liberalism They’ll Never Take Away. They have socialized medicine, gay marriage, assisted suicide… cloning… legalized prostitution, the cannibis cup… Okay, so they go too far. But that’s the thing. It’ll take YEARS for Dick Cheney to ruin the place. And their version of conservativism would be, like, you know, arresting people for smoking pot. So it’s perfect!
January 26th, 2006 at 3:06 am
That does sound better. I have always wanted to go there every since I read a book about Hans Brinker. In fact, I think I still have that book if it did not get wet.