Job status
It is official.
I have been rejected from the ACLU. It saddens me to say that according
to the ACLU, they had a immense amount of applicants for the Legal
Secretary position in the women’s rights division, and felt that
another’s abilities were more in line with their needs.
Don’t cry for me Argentina.
Meanwhile, a paralegal position opened not to long ago at L.C.B.F. I
applied and have been accepted. Now to gain experience so I can perhaps
use it for a better cause. I have also signed a contract with the
devil. He says he wants my soul. In the words of my good friend
Snaars, “What is a soul worth anyhow?, it hasn’t done anything for me
yet.”
ominous words. I will not be helping corporate America make money off
of individual America, I will be putting people’s claims to the test.
So they don’t use the legal system dishonestly. In the end I’ll be
taking the role of the litmus test, except instead of acids and bases,
I’ll be helping test the validity of people’s claims…
November 22nd, 2005 at 2:21 am
make sure no one takes advantage of the trustworthy and selfless corporations. Your job will be to stop those frivolous lawsuits that clog the justice system. You will be stopping those sneaky cash filled eyed people looking for a dishonest buck from the humanitarian efforts of the corporations you research for. It is a righteous occupation. For since corporations have the same rights as humans, then the we must protect those rights are it would constitute a discrimination against them. god speed you black emperor wilbur ps hey its a lot of money. Im jealous of that.
November 22nd, 2005 at 8:19 pm
[quote:ff92a5427f]god speed you black emperor[/quote:ff92a5427f] 😆 does that make me the black empress? no, wait… i guess i’m more like the black emperor’s concubine. hmmm. the black empress was cooler. long live the black emperor.* — [size=9:ff92a5427f]*as someone of my station, i have to say that kind of thing. [/size:ff92a5427f]
November 24th, 2005 at 5:33 pm
Herm. Ah, well … Yes, I guess I did say that … but I was being facetious! But there is some truth in it. That pesky soul thing of mine continually prevents me from reaching fulfilment. Why can’t I ignore all the injustice and everything else wrong with the world? Damned inconvenient, that soul, making me want to do what’s right, almost all the time! I wish I knew where I could sell it, so someone could take it off my hands.
November 28th, 2005 at 4:27 pm
[CUT]
November 28th, 2005 at 4:31 pm
[quote:4a6f08862b=”snaars”]I wish I knew where I could sell it, so someone could take it off my hands.[/quote:4a6f08862b] i’ll take it.* — [size=9:4a6f08862b]*the black emperor usurped mine.[/size:4a6f08862b]
November 29th, 2005 at 2:14 am
[quote:5be5a65bbe=”mayfly”]i’lll take it.[/quote:5be5a65bbe] Can you even do that?* How much money are we talkin’? Are you sure I won’t have any soul left afterward? [size=9:5be5a65bbe]I mean, it seems like if His Cognizance had wanted you to have one, he would have let you keep yours.[/size:5be5a65bbe]