• December 5, 2005

    License

    Filed under: Entries — morpheus @ 3:41 pm

    Ah HAH! there is a year’s worth of time after your license expires for you to get it renewed. I had a year long grace period. After a year I need to take the whole test again, but now I have until 2009. I was looking at my brand new stamped driver’s license and came to a realization:

    we are in the future.

    Some how some-way we have used a time machine to go into the future. I have documents detailing dates like 2009. Two thousand and fucking nine. my god. This is the future that previous telepaths and fortune tellers have been predicting.

    It isn’t as I had imagined. isn’t there a song that asks, “where are all the flying cars?” I’m a generation behind, but 2009 was always my date for the future. it was always the “wow I wonder what life will be like then” kind of year for me.

    oh well. to each his/her own.

    December 3, 2005

    This is sooo wrong

    Filed under: Entries — arglor @ 12:14 pm
    Advanced Global Personality Test Results

    Extraversion |||||||||||| 46%
    Stability |||||||||||||||| 63%
    Orderliness |||||||||||||||||| 80%
    Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
    Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70%
    Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
    Mystical |||||| 30%
    Artistic |||||||||||| 50%
    Religious || 10%
    Hedonism |||||| 30%
    Materialism || 10%
    Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
    Adventurousness |||||| 30%
    Work ethic |||||| 23%
    Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
    Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
    Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
    Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
    Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 63%
    Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
    Wealth || 10%
    Dependency |||||||||| 36%
    Change averse |||| 16%
    Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
    Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
    Sexuality |||||| 23%
    Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||| 76%
    Physical security |||||||||||||| 56%
    Physical Fitness |||| 17%
    Histrionic || 10%
    Paranoia |||||||||||||||||| 76%
    Vanity || 10%
    Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
    Female cliche || 10%

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    Stability results were moderately high which suggests you are relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.

    Orderliness results were high which suggests you are overly organized, reliable, neat, and hard working at the expense too often of flexibility, efficiency, spontaneity, and fun.

    Extraversion results were medium which suggests you are moderately talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting.

    trait snapshot:
    clean, organized, regular, self reliant, tough, positive, high self control, very good at saving money, dislikes chaos, resolute, realist, trusting, hard working, dislikes unpredictability, prefers a technical specialized career, not worrying, respects authority, enjoys leadership, finisher, normal, optimistic, controlling, prudent, modest, adventurous, does not like to be alone, intellectual, likes the unknown, very practical, high self esteem, assertive, perfectionist, busy, altruistic

    December 2, 2005

    oh my god…

    Filed under: Entries — arglor @ 9:05 am

    yes you just heard me proclaim myself to a deity and call him my own. Today is my birthday, and i was just given the most perfect birthday present in the world. Somehow Mary got my birthday a plane ticket up here. He is sleeping in the guest bedroom right now. I’m so out of it.

    they are some devious fucks let me tell you. She led me to believe she had gotten me an xbox 360, this surpasses that by far. i’ll let her tell you the whole “mind fuck” story. let me just say this. I was on the phone with trey about to get him to buy a graphics card for my christmas present to him, so we could play WoW together, most of yesterday. little did i know he was in airports and taxi’s talking to me. Oh my god when walked into the door. I feel like i’m on Oprah 😉 or something. that’s sad, the only description of my place is using pop television.

    I love mary so much, this was such a big fucking surprise. I’ve called my boss and told him that I am not coming in to work. I said trey isn’t going to be down here long and i don’t have any urgent reason to come into work today.

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