December 5, 2005

License

Filed under: Entries — morpheus @ 3:41 pm

Ah HAH! there is a year’s worth of time after your license expires for you to get it renewed. I had a year long grace period. After a year I need to take the whole test again, but now I have until 2009. I was looking at my brand new stamped driver’s license and came to a realization:

we are in the future.

Some how some-way we have used a time machine to go into the future. I have documents detailing dates like 2009. Two thousand and fucking nine. my god. This is the future that previous telepaths and fortune tellers have been predicting.

It isn’t as I had imagined. isn’t there a song that asks, “where are all the flying cars?” I’m a generation behind, but 2009 was always my date for the future. it was always the “wow I wonder what life will be like then” kind of year for me.

oh well. to each his/her own.

December 3, 2005

This is sooo wrong

Filed under: Entries — arglor @ 12:14 pm
Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||| 46%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 63%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Mystical |||||| 30%
Artistic |||||||||||| 50%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||| 30%
Materialism || 10%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||||| 30%
Work ethic |||||| 23%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 50%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 63%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||| 16%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||| 23%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical security |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical Fitness |||| 17%
Histrionic || 10%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Vanity || 10%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Female cliche || 10%

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Stability results were moderately high which suggests you are relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.

Orderliness results were high which suggests you are overly organized, reliable, neat, and hard working at the expense too often of flexibility, efficiency, spontaneity, and fun.

Extraversion results were medium which suggests you are moderately talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting.

trait snapshot:
clean, organized, regular, self reliant, tough, positive, high self control, very good at saving money, dislikes chaos, resolute, realist, trusting, hard working, dislikes unpredictability, prefers a technical specialized career, not worrying, respects authority, enjoys leadership, finisher, normal, optimistic, controlling, prudent, modest, adventurous, does not like to be alone, intellectual, likes the unknown, very practical, high self esteem, assertive, perfectionist, busy, altruistic

December 2, 2005

oh my god…

Filed under: Entries — arglor @ 9:05 am

yes you just heard me proclaim myself to a deity and call him my own. Today is my birthday, and i was just given the most perfect birthday present in the world. Somehow Mary got my birthday a plane ticket up here. He is sleeping in the guest bedroom right now. I’m so out of it.

they are some devious fucks let me tell you. She led me to believe she had gotten me an xbox 360, this surpasses that by far. i’ll let her tell you the whole “mind fuck” story. let me just say this. I was on the phone with trey about to get him to buy a graphics card for my christmas present to him, so we could play WoW together, most of yesterday. little did i know he was in airports and taxi’s talking to me. Oh my god when walked into the door. I feel like i’m on Oprah 😉 or something. that’s sad, the only description of my place is using pop television.

I love mary so much, this was such a big fucking surprise. I’ve called my boss and told him that I am not coming in to work. I said trey isn’t going to be down here long and i don’t have any urgent reason to come into work today.

November 30, 2005

I am so screwed.

Filed under: Entries — morpheus @ 3:42 pm

Well friends and family, welcome to my day in hell. I’ve gotten clogged in the lines of beurocracy.

Friday is my birthday, which means two very important deadlines come about.

First: After Friday, I will be able to rent vehicles from rental agencies without paying an under age penalty fee. WHEE!
Secondly: I need to renew my driver’s license, preferably attain a New Jersey driver’s license.

See the dilemma yet? let me lay it out for you. If I don’t renew my license, I can’t rent a car.
here comes the kicker, I can’t renew/transfer my driver’s license because I do not have a primary form of identification. WHAA!?! PRIMARY FORM OF IDENTIFICATION?!? Oh and out of state driver’s licenses are not considered primary forms of identification. Apparently the only primary form of identification I qualify for is the good ole official copy of your birth certificate. I don’t have one of those anymore. Rita came and took it from me. SO! what is a man to do?

I know I Know… fly down to Lafayette Louisiana, talk to the hospital that gave birth to me those 25 beautiful years ago, and get an “Official Copy”. Too bad I’m broke. So what use is a driver’s license? OHhhh right I cannot get on an airplane with a plane ticket I purchased because my “picture id” will be out of date……………. SOOOooooooo I’m fucked.

want to hear some more catch 22s?

So we got this holiday coming up called Christmas. I currently make just enough money to maintain all my bills and eat paycheck to paycheck. I was planning on getting a better job BEFORE Christmas so I could maintain my previous quota for gift giving, but after purchasing the flights to Louisiana and with my brother’s visit scheduled for after Christmas my slush fund for presents has deteriorated severely. SO I do in fact get a job before Christmas, but it starts so late in December that I will not receive a check before Christmas. In fact I will not receive a check before the beginning of the next month which is when rent is due. So so so so so… Christmas unf will be small and quaint. I hope my family understands that my presence (sp?) is one of my presents to them.

Oh well other then those two little quirks I’m doing very well. Michelle is coming up on the 16th. I’m excited.

November 29, 2005

ha HA!

Filed under: Entries — arglor @ 9:35 am

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell – The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful) High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Low
Level 6 – The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) High
Level 9 – Cocytus (Treacherous) Low

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Sixth Level of Hell – The City of Dis

You approach Satan’s wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

November 27, 2005

oh btw…

Filed under: Entries — arglor @ 8:38 am

BIG congrats to Snaars. He landed a job at the University of Delaware, it is accounting but whats great is this gives him a serious foot in the door for working in other areas within the university.

I hope to be able to get together with him at some point.

Elvis has left the building…

Filed under: Entries — arglor @ 8:34 am

SOoooooo last week in short.
Saturday my parents flew in at around 7:30 and I discovered the beauty of cabs + WTC path train.

Sunday i took my parents to the Staten Island Ferry and we walked around southern NYC. It was cold.

Monday, I went to work. Afterwards i camed home and took my parents to see Blue Man Group. I enjoyed the hell out of the performance, and they did also.

Tuesday, I went to work. Afterwards we went to a Mexifunk Cocina (its ko “seen” ah for the unintelligent people….. in this world…. the digital world. IT is not ko ki na even if that feels better for the tongue. Fuck the tongue’s feelings.) After that we saw Harry Potter’s fourth movie. It was fun, but required keeping dad out far beyond his bedtime.

Wednesday, I went to work. I left 2 hours early. Dad and I spent the night talking and freezing. We went to the Village Vanguard, but it wasn’t our kind of band. They played “Free” jazz which is apparently described best as, “Three or more instruments are wandering through a musical field, and maybe those three instruments can work together to create something, but they may not.” My own definition BTW.

Thursday, No work. Turkey day. Remember past pacts we broke with the Native tribes of America. Feel sorrow for your heritage in being a liar. Move on. Mary cooked the turkey, it turned out very successful.

Friday, No work again. Went to Atlantic City. Did you know the only real thing there are outlet stores and casinos. Mainstay is gambling. Lost fourty dollars got annoyed and didn’t touch anything else. It was not fun how fast that fourty dollars went. Enjoyed spending time with dad. The drive down there was interesting. I don’t drive “defensively” according to dad. I “jerk” to much. So does every cab driver in New York city btw.

Saturday, No work. Mary and Mom went to Greenwich Village walked around took pictures and then met up with me and dad at the mall. Dad and I planned to play pool, but the poolhall was closed. We bought three board games and came home after eating some very nice italian food.
– boggle
– cranium
– Wheel of Fortune
— we played this, it was fun. I guess. Kind of easy, which was annoying.
Went to sleep fairly early because mom and dad’s plan left at 6:58.

Sunday. Morning of rush.
After much debate about how we should procede, Mary proposed that the best route is 33rd street because there is definitely going to be a cab there. I get a cab phone number and we plan to be up and to the path train by 4:13.
Woke up late. Startling. Mom and Dad woke up at 3:30 instead of 3:00 and we woke up at 3:45. It was a rush. Mary went into the shower. came out at 4:00. Path train left at 4:13.
………………………………. add stress here.
We cut down the stairs and everything short of running, we get there at 4:14 to see the train pull out. We get concerned. It hits me that we should go to WTC because it is a quicker ride into manhattan. Mary and I are still concerned about the availability of cabs att the WTC, but feel confident because of the phone number back up we have.
Getting to the WTC and outside we are swarmed with cabs. it is 5:02 by the time we get a cab and then 5:30 by the time we get to the Airport and we get mom’s tickets. There some difficulties getting her tickets via the kiosk, so we cut infront of a bunch of people and got the tickets via representative. 5:35 we are having breakfast joking about how we rushed and made dad work harder then he should have climbing stairs quickly.
singing the glories of the taxi services and hailing another taxi to take us home at 6:00, we get stuck with a cab that overcharges us. He took the longest route i’ve ever seen. 27 $ cab ride turned into a 40 $ cab ride in a couple minutes. I’m pissed because he was allowed to jip us because we were in a hurry to get home, and didn’t take the couple minutes to go downstairs to the cab vendor.

All the same. Lesson Learned. And now it is 7:30 and i’m still awake typing this up. I wanted to get it out of my system. I’m going to try and sleep soon.

In the end, my parents trip here was awesome. I’m over joyed about the whole experience. Not to mention in a couple days it will be a birthday……….. and i will be able to cry if i want to.

November 21, 2005

Job status

Filed under: Entries — morpheus @ 10:14 pm

It is official.

I have been rejected from the ACLU. It saddens me to say that according
to the ACLU, they had a immense amount of applicants for the Legal
Secretary position in the women’s rights division, and felt that
another’s abilities were more in line with their needs.

Don’t cry for me Argentina.

Meanwhile, a paralegal position opened not to long ago at L.C.B.F. I
applied and have been accepted. Now to gain experience so I can perhaps
use it for a better cause. I have also signed a contract with the
devil. He says he wants my soul. In the words of my good friend
Snaars, “What is a soul worth anyhow?, it hasn’t done anything for me
yet.”

ominous words. I will not be helping corporate America make money off
of individual America, I will be putting people’s claims to the test.
So they don’t use the legal system dishonestly. In the end I’ll be
taking the role of the litmus test, except instead of acids and bases,
I’ll be helping test the validity of people’s claims…

November 14, 2005

friction…

Filed under: Entries — arglor @ 7:59 pm

Stress spreads, friction abound. No news about the job yet. My last weekend went very well.

Friday was fubar due tot he interview and all, but i got a mild update that i averted a misunderstanding during the interview which is good. The other job is still in the air.

Mary and I are doing well, i think stress is making us snap at each other more then normal. She is sick and having to deal with “union” issues. I am hanging in the air about this whole job situation.

Saturday was a relief for me because i was able to spend the day not too concerned about what i will learn monday or what i didn’t do correctly in the interview friday (which turns out monday did not teach me anything new, so now let me see what i learn tuesday… one day at a time.)

Sunday was dnd so it did what i needed it to do, which was make time pass without allowing me to be fully concerned with time’s progression.

all the same maybe we can talk about it later.

November 11, 2005

tonight

Filed under: Entries — arglor @ 9:06 pm

I have just come back from an interview. I think it went well. I am really tired. My body physically aches. I wanted to go watch a movie, but i’m afraid i will not have the strength. So i will stay home.

Tomorrow Michael and Michelle are driving a whole three hours to hang out. I wish we still had a car so we could meet somewhere in the center, but no car means no transportation for us. The good news is we are all going to New York to hang out. I can’t wait to talk to Mike again. It will be nice to see a friendly face that i actually have things in common with.

I am wiped out. Saturday i go to DnD. Job news: no updates other then the interview. we will see

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